Two observations on raising children I would like to share, both of which were researched from the internet fair and square. For those of you thinking ‘plagiarism’ right now I would like to congratulate you on your vocabulary and point out that to steal from a single source is plagiarism. To steal from many sources is research. I used many sources to steal the following jokes.
There is a very popular drinking game where you take a drink every time your child does something to annoy you. The game is called ‘parenting’.
I have a grandson who, like all infant grandsons, is adorable and beloved. I offer the following advice to my daughter about raising my grandson. The first word you teach him to say should be ‘brains’. You will then have your very own cute little zombie stumbling around the house. You’re welcome.